So, Palestine and Israel Walk into a bar:

Palestine: "Why did your gun boat fire at our civilians?"
Israel: "We're sorry. Wait, on second though, You did it!"
Palestine: "What?!"
Israel: "You did it. You blew up your own people. You planted land mines because you were mad at us for conducting commando raids."
Palestine: "You're insane, why would we ever..wait....what commando raids?"
Israel: "Land Mines!!!"

The Bar tender chimes in

Human Rights Watch: Wait, the wounds and the blast marks don't match that story at all. In fact, it doesn't even make sense.
United States: Did I mention Israel is our biggest Ally in the War on Terror?

*The End*

-Marteney