So, watched a bunch of the daily show, and been talking to max. Trying to figure out what the presidency and other prominent political positions will be taken come Jan 2009.

We talked about Hilary (Clinton II), McCain, Finegold, Rice, Brownback, Bush III, Gulliani and Obama, but lets face it, if Arnold tought us anything, it's people we warship should be voted into power. (Or ignored completly and dismissed as halarious actor, and a horrid governer). That being said... this is how i see the political world of 2009.

First... We need promising leaders of Important factions. Let's take two of my Favorite Acrynoms.... NAACP....and NRA.

NAACP... The movement to better conditions for the African Americans. I like Chris Rock's take.. Pat Riley. And Max said, TO. So I'll take it a step forward....

My NAACP leader.... Drew Rossenhouse.

TO's, and many others', agent. He'll not only get African Americans everything they need, deserve, fought for but never got, but also a signing bonus worth 14 million.

Gun Nuts will embrace this choice...

My NRA leader.....Shug Knight (sp?).

Nothing says "I demand to own Guns" like, Rap mogul.

All right, these people will field canidates, ultimently bringing in a new Administration. So who will be included in this administration...

Secretary of Transpertation....Dale Ernhart Jr.....

You travel that fast..and NASCAR has to be good for SOMETHING.

Secretary of the Interior... The dudes from Queer Eye for the Stright Guy.

Cause dose Idaho's pants totally clash with Vermont's shoes?

Secretary of Agriculture...Payton Manning.

Lets face it, They grow um good down on the Manning house.

Secretary of State... The Rock..

Let's see anyone question what the Rock is cooking.

Secretary of Defense.. The Chicago Bears

Lets face it, the number 1 Defense in the NFL, no reporters would get uppity at those press breifings.

Atourny General...Christopher Walkin.

...why?... He's Christopher freakin Walkin!

And Finaly... the Greatest Ticket ever..

Introducing... Vice President...

Roger Clemens.

You get a standing ovation from Boston wearing a Yankee uniform... and peace in the middle east is nothing.

And of course... President of the United state...

Winning under the slogan... "Building America, with my GIANT hands!"

Brett Farvre.

God Bless America....and nobody else.

-Marteney