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2005-09-18
Worst Songs Ever:
So, I've been sitting around today being bored. Last night someones phone went off playing a terriable song. Which sparked debate what is truely the worst song ever?

After a lot of thinking I have compiled my list of the 10 worst songs every created.

That was combined with a recent IM conversation where my friend mentioned she missed the old top 21 lists i did about a year ago.

Why is my list different? Songs that are actually halaiously awesome such as "Sunglasses at Night," "Ice Ice Baby," and "Party all the Time" will never be the WORST songs because when you hear them you laugh moan and it's an overall good time.

No this list is 10 songs... when they come on the radio, switching stations doesn't do enough... you need to wither play one of the GREAT songs to balance it out... or rip your ears off.

So, here are the 10 worst songs of all time:

10. Vertigo -U2
Basicly, their whole new album was bad. Bono needs to learn counting incorrectly in spainish does not count as a song.

9. Music- Madona
All right, I do love me some Madona and i know some people like this. But I'll never get into the over simple lyrics and the scratchy abnoxious chours.

8. All country music that is NOT "Sweet Home Alabama"
A lot of people inculde Achy Breaky Heart on their lists. I figure why beat around the bush. Country sucks, deal with it.

7. Invisable -Clay Akin
Basicly on the list just to piss my sister off.

6. Institutionalized- Suicidel Tendincies
"All I want is a pepsi, just one pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me"... Wow... the song does border on halarious. But it's not.

5. Bilbo Baggins -Lenored Nemoy
If you haven't seen this... you're lucky.

4. Anything Little John has ever done
I almost didn't put this on here. Mostly becasue I don't know if it counts as "music."

3. Will 2K -Will Smith
People, do you realize the whoooole next 1000 years is the Willanium. The bright side, no one should mention that song for about 1000 years.

2. Hollerback Girl- Gwen Stefani
This was neck and neck with number one. It starts off what sounds like a bad high school band cheer... and i think it's suposed to be.... It then ends with... such a compilation of crap i want to cry forever and ever and ever.

1. Shiney Shiney
If you never heard this song.... and I hate you... listen to it.


That concludes the worts songs ever recorded.

Oh and the Browns beat the Packers...sorry Lizz... You're going down next week.

-Marteney