I can't keep it to myself any longer. It's eating away my insides, and totally destroying who I am as a person. This world just doesn't make sense to me anymore, and frankly this whole mess doesn't make sense to me in the slightest.

I don't have to say what it is...we all know it's that same old story. But I'll say it anyway.

Why the hell does Gwen Stefani have her own privet Gaysha house now? When did she adopt a family of asian orphan girls? And WHY are they in all her music videos?

Is this simply an Asian invasion? Or perhaps it's part of the Asian pursuasion? Since when is pop music an Asian havan? Glavin!!!! ::professer Frink voice from simpsons::

It's not that I don't like Gwen... I mean.. I was a small fan of No Doubt... but her solo album... needs to fade into nothing. I'm not saying her songs are bad... but each music video I'm seeing makes me want to put my head in a slow moving trash compactor a la Ninja Turtles the Movie.

Her latest video I watched for 10 seconds. Somthing holler back girl. Complete with abnoxious lyrics..low rider... and personal Asian Posse.

So... I go online to see what is going on with this little asian fallowing... and i find out... she's named them... Love, Angle, Music, Baby.......

.....

Got to hand it to Gwen though... She's the first women to ever Accesorize using a group of Asian girls....

"Wow Gwen, what a great out-fit where did you get it?"

"Thanks! The Dress is Versachi and the Asian girls were all made in China!"

Put an end to Asian slavery!

-Marteney